As you’ve probably guessed, my name is Rebecca. I earn money by knowing more about office software than the people around me. I’m an unrepentant feminist. I’m immune to poison ivy. I have exactly the right amount of children. Jesus saves me daily. My husband knows I’m like this. I believe the most beautiful optimist in the world was the person who came up with roadside historical markers. If I had money I would buy all of the toy lightsabers. I can hem my own pants, but I never do. Sometimes I find a goldfish on the floor and I eat it because the trash can is too far away. My window sills are dusty but the view is gorgeous.